Thursday, September 4, 2008

Calculating Chaos at the RNC!!!


As I returned from the Beautiful Boundary Waters I was engulfed with the retched idea that the enemy has invaded the great state of Minnesota. These Republican plutocrats have desecrated our humble bars, restaurants and hotels, as well as the modern media swine that pollute our brains with their one sided bullshit that will reach a higher audience than this poor mans blog.

I acted quick and raced to the RNC as fast as I could to hear a free show from the political anarchists Rage Against The Machine (who happen to be my favorite modern rock group.) When I arrived at the 35E and 11th street exit I was marauded by young adults who agreed with my political stance but stereo typed this drunken realist as a republic due to my polo shirt and pressed pants. “Of all people who the fuck are you to decide that all democrats have to be pot smoking hippies in dirty cloths and sweaty bandanas.” I was there smelling the mist of pepper spray and despair! I even disregarded the insult of a republican as I watched these strong protesters stand up for what they believed in by screaming "FUCK BUSH" and trying to tear down the gate at the EXCEL energy center. They where greeted by an army of power loving riot patrolmen who get hard-ons when the opportunity arises to use their bullshit batons or torture devises civilians call tasers, not too mention the free shooting mace that covered our great city of St.Paul, and left a sour taste in everyone’s mouth that visited the horrid display of capitalism that Americans still defend and portray as DEMOCRACY.

I am not going to lie to my fellow comrades. So I will be an honest Abe (who also happens to be the founder of the republican party, IRONIC) I am wasted off Windsor and PBR and felt this is as good of time as any to speak my mind. But I ask you how is a violent protest going to get you (no US!) anywhere. You made the news but the public will forgot about you just like ZUBAS and CRYSTAL PEPSI.

But I feel your pain! Brothers and Sisters we have all been fed up for the past eight years by a jerk-off who steels from the poor and gives to the rich. My only answer is to elect Robin Hood and his Merry men to hunt these bastards who prize themselves on their financial success. We must loot and pillage their assets for the good of the “Working Class Hero.” While I play off John Lennon and his magnificent political ideology I would like to end my Rant by quoting this lyricist, “Give Peace a Chance.” We will get no where attacking the enemy with violence and hate, as time rolls on so should our strategy of political freedom.

Tommy D. Fitzgerald